Thank you, Sandra Crook, for the beautiful photograph and thank you to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for Friday Fictioneers
They held the film premiere after party in this beautiful place in Beziers, France. A huge room of recognizable faces.
But I won the heart of a pretty little stranger who invited me into her room and into her bed.
Can you believe it? She charged me a thousand bucks!
I don’t carry cash. I told her to get lost.
I told her I am the creator of the book that made the picture. “Yeah,” she said “and I’m Calamity Jane”. She whipped a pistol from her purse and aimed it at my brand new veneers.
Luckily she took plastic.