Sugar on the Bee/Crack Whip and Pay

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Sandra Crook

Thank you, Sandra Crook, for the beautiful photograph and thank you to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for Friday Fictioneers

They held the film premiere after party in this beautiful place in Beziers, France. A huge room of recognizable faces.

But I won the heart of a pretty little stranger who invited me into her room and into her bed.

Can you believe it? She charged me a thousand bucks!

I don’t carry cash. I told her to get lost.

I told her I am the creator of the book that made the picture. “Yeah,” she said “and I’m Calamity Jane”. She whipped a pistol from her purse and aimed it at my brand new veneers.

Luckily she took plastic.

 




		
	
			

			
				


	

			


	

			

				

					

		
		

			

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        Ha ha. I once read an article in Cosmopolitan by a girl who accidentally got into this particular profession. She was doing some kind of hostessing thing at a motor show, a gentleman came back to her room and when she woke up he’d left two hundred pounds on the night table. 
        

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    Great story, Jilly. I would like to think that since he’s a writer embroiled in this movie scene, that he was an innocent being fleeced by the system, and she is clearly leading him away. He sounds like a lamb being fleeced by the wolf.
    
Best wishes,
    
Rowena
    

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    That was so much fun, Jilly.  Nothing I like more than bursting out laughing at the end of such a story!  Served him right…
    

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    Funny story Jilly.
    
He’ll be up for public appearances after all he is the creator of the book that made the picture. He’ll need his teeth in the right place. 🙂
    

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