Last Day For The Retreat Guide

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Last Day For The Retreat Guide
100 words for Friday Fictioneers
Photoprompt © J S Brand

We’ve almost finished our tour and there’s gallons more thistleberry cordial. Please do have another.

So this is the Mindlessness Garden, where our installation’s single dense eye signifies waste in plain sight. Chef chose to add it because guests can be very careless with their garnishes. FYI, Chef never knowingly poisoned anybody.

Ah, you noticed the accessories. Our Head Housekeeper added those. She says dirty guests who leave debris and worse in and under the beds get tidier once she produces that funny little axe of hers. FYI, she was cleared of all charges.

Enjoy your lunch. Sleep well tonight.

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63 thoughts on “Last Day For The Retreat Guide

    1. Yes, I don’t think the guide will be in post much longer after conducting that particular tour. The thistleberry juice came after a lot of head-scratching over poisonous berries. In the end I just made one up. Thank you very much for your comments 🙂

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