Fit For A Prince

under-bridge

FIT FOR A PRINCE
100 words for Friday Fictioneers
Photoprompt © Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

The Princess insisted Daddy would love to spend his seventieth doing jaegerbombs and posting selfies. His nephews argued for an E-Type Jag. An equerry pointed out the Prince already had three.

The Prince’s brothers suggested the usual: cognac and a porn movie.

The Queen rejected everything.

The family were dressed and driven to view her chosen gift.

“Your new permanent residence, son,” she said. “Grade 1 Listed. No renovation. By Royal Proclamation. Hope it’s not too modern for you.”

“Just what I wanted, Mummy,” lied the Prince, eyeballing her crown.

“Aren’t we just under a bridge though?” said the Princess.

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67 thoughts on “Fit For A Prince

  1. If when I am seventy, my family is offering me jagerbombs and pornography, I will have known that I raised em right haha. Great story, I really felt the unique warmth that only a dynamic between family members can give. A credit to your writing for sure! 🙂

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