Sugar on the Bee/Crack Whip and Pay

Sandra Crook

Thank you, Sandra Crook, for the beautiful photograph and thank you to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for Friday Fictioneers

They held the film premiere after party in this beautiful place in Beziers, France. A huge room of recognizable faces.

But I won the heart of a pretty little stranger who invited me into her room and into her bed.

Can you believe it? She charged me a thousand bucks!

I don’t carry cash. I told her to get lost.

I told her I am the creator of the book that made the picture. “Yeah,” she said “and I’m Calamity Jane”. She whipped a pistol from her purse and aimed it at my brand new veneers.

Luckily she took plastic.

 


		
Advertisements

Jilly Funnell-All In Good Time

j-hardy-boxing-gym

Photo prompt courtesy of J Hardy Carroll

Sarah loved Tommy but she hated his career. She agonized. He was often knocked senseless. It only took one lethal blow and game over. No cash prize was worth that.

Decision time. Embassies, libraries and travel agents became Sarah’s new best friends.

Now to talk to Tommy about emigrating. Havana. Rum. Healthcare. It was easy to convince him. He truly believed he could be happy anywhere as long as Sarah was there too.

When he asked how she’d chosen their destination she smiled enigmatically. It probably wasn’t quite the right moment to tell him professional boxing is banned in Cuba.

 

Friday Fictioneers-Help!

mg-rose-stem

Photo prompt copyright Marie Gail Stratford

Prior to her fracture Martha had regularly dragged her grandson into the garden to stare at another mess of prickly ugly plant life. Alexander did not admire such stuff. Our little fellow’s al fresco delights were a gloopier variety, often stripy-shelled, all proper-slimy like a giggling gob stuffed with sticky toffee pud. When Alexander realised his gooey pals got smashed to bits by Grannie M’s nasty boot he spent several days collecting heaps of remains then generously decorated the garden path with shell and suppuration.

From the safety of the shed he screamed for Grannie and watched the fun begin.

Friday Fictioneers 100 word fiction-Jilly Funnell: Snowbound in High Summer

dale-rogerson-snow-photo

Many thanks to Dale Rogerson for the inspiring photograph

We’ve missed our last chance to leave. It’s freak weather they’ll talk about for years and all the world’s satellites are frozen to death so there’s no phoning home. Out front the world is becoming a soft-focus ice-cream cake.

The house captures us in its warmth. We have a blanket and a scarlet silk rug laid in front of a burning grate wide enough to roast two champion Charolaises. Melting amber light strokes your perfect cheekbones. We have Frankie’s ruby wine.

There’s no-one in the place except you and me. Just have to make the best of it I suppose.

 

 

 

Friday Fictioneers-The Pooka

Many thanks to J S Brand for this week’s photo prompt

PHOTO PROMPT JS BRAND

 

The year I turned sixteen Mother Zigzag hired him for the night reception. Daytimes she stuck him way up top to the far left, well away from me but I soon sniffed him out. He was beautiful. Smooth white fur. Long elegant ears. And the most deliciously twitchy nose. I nuzzled his soft neck and licked his aromatic paws from noon to sundown. True love crosses all boundaries.

Zigzag underestimated people. Only saw as far as her own limits. When she came upstairs shouting I scooted, my tawny brush held low. My afternoon delight wasn’t the only shapeshifter on the menu.

A Little Respect

stumps
Photo Prompt Copyright Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

A few leaves float from Adam’s truck as he pulls away. Mother’s met him twice and on both occasions she’s been vile. “A common workman,” she says. “Get yourself a professional. A doctor. A lawyer. Sensible people treat professionals with respect.” I smile and suggest Mother and I take a walk around her garden. Her agreement’s guaranteed—she loves that ugly great nutrient-thief of a tree out there. “What the hell is an arborist anyway?” she says as she limps outside. Her mean mouth drops open as she realises an arborist is also someone a sensible person treats with respect.

Bereavement

Photo prompt © Sandra Crook

image002 (3)

My heart aches for my beloved. Her ideal shape. Her sparkling accessories. Inside her warm body I was regularly pleasured by her soft skin. I thought financial crap was my wife’s strength but okay I get that the state of the house screams money trouble and maybe it’s been falling apart but I didn’t notice. The wife says we must economize so my beloved has been replaced by a bad joke. The wife seriously believes I am willing to drive this ridiculous little car. The wife doesn’t understand me. She has broken me. I am in mourning for my Bentley.