Response to Real Estate Agency Questionnaire
1.Interior layout
I have velvet plush on my bed and myriad aromatic unguents beside my bathtub. My occasional swains call my place a mistress’s lair. Maybe it’s the lowered blinds, the silk ropes, the jewelled tassels and sweet, sticky relaxation ready to be served in delicate purple goblets.
2.Outside space
What outside space?
3.The neighbourhood
I smell weakness in the women’s need to be dependent on someone else for their happiness. I sense their fear of my mysterious oasis.
4.Distance from town
If the money’s right, you’ll find I’m just one barefaced lie away.
Sugar on the Bee 
The Madam properly describes her lair, indeed. I like her!
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Oh, I’m glad you like her because I like her too – and her decor! Thank you, Dale.
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I think she is fabulous! Her decor is delightful (must have a hidden Madam within us 😉 )
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There’s huge charm in the total inappropriateness of these answers
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Huge charm? I’ll take it! Thank you, Neil.
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Her mysterious oasis seems interesting, I especially like the sound of her lair!
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Yes, it does sound rather nice doesn’t it. Thank you, Keith.
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I wonder if she answered the wrong questionnaire. An interesting view of a cellar as an inviting abode.
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I think it was the right questionnaire answered by the wrong girl. Thank you, James.
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An interesting take well done.
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Thank you very much, Mason.
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Only one lie away, I like that. Fun read.
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Thank you so much, Bill.
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Interesting take. I like her answers. Good one
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Thank you, Vartika
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I enjoyed this slice of Christmas real estate banter
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Michael, thank you so much – and I love your description “a slice of Christmas real estate banter”.
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I hope you can see my response – I’m not sure the responses are appearing in the right place just now.
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sarcasm, anyone? 🙂
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Thank you, plaridel.
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It is best to be honest as to weed the No-Ways from the Oh-Maybes! 😉
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Honesty is always best – thank you so much.
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Yep!
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The style of that story was a genuine original! I love its humor also.
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Oneta, that is a great response – thank you so much.
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Great take on the photo – and I admire the lady!
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Thank you very much, Elizabeth – so very glad you admire her: me too 🙂
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I love it and the way you transformed the bottles into aromatic unguents.
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Thank you so much – I rather imagine the contents of my bottles are just as intoxicating as those in the picture.
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Dear Jilly,
You’ve painted a fascinating character. I love her answers.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thank you so much, Rochelle, wow, what a great response.
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The pink lights in the image do lend themselves to flights of fancy. Fun spin on the image, Jilly.
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Thank you so much – sometimes we need a fun spin don’t we!
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I feel more like she’s flirting with the realtor than trying to sell her house. Fun.
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Glad you felt the flirty tone – I think her entire life is probably one extended flirt 🙂 Thank you so much for your comments ,I
really appreciate them.
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What a lovely original story! And I haven’t seen the word ‘swains’ used in a story for ages! I love your character’s sense of humour.
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Thank you, Penny, for your very kind comments. Swains just seemed to suit the character – slightly “overegging” her rather delightful pudding 🙂
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I can imagine her luring her “swains” there 🙂
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Me too – I think luring’s probably on her CV! Thank you very much.
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What a unique character with her seductive and confident voice. I also enjoyed her sense of humour. So clever and well written, Jilly.
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What a great response from you, Brenda, very much appreciated, thank you.
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An intriguing take on the prompt. I imagine the woman speaking the story in a gangster/ night club drawl. Nicely done.
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Very likely that she speaks that way – like a character out of “Chicago”. Thank you so much for your comments.
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