Copyright Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Response to Real Estate Agency Questionnaire

1.Interior layout

I have velvet plush on my bed and myriad aromatic unguents beside my bathtub. My occasional swains call my place a mistress’s lair. Maybe it’s the lowered blinds, the silk ropes, the jewelled tassels and sweet, sticky relaxation ready to be served in delicate purple goblets.

2.Outside space

What outside space?

3.The neighbourhood

I smell weakness in the women’s need to be dependent on someone else for their happiness. I sense their fear of my mysterious oasis.

4.Distance from town

If the money’s right, you’ll find I’m just one barefaced lie away.

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